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22nd September 2014

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22nd September 2014

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let-them-eat-vag:

ashoutintothevoid:

Emma Sulkowicz is on the cover of this month’s New York Magazine and that is the coolest thing wow

DUUUUDE this is a huge fucking deal honestly

let-them-eat-vag:

ashoutintothevoid:

Emma Sulkowicz is on the cover of this month’s New York Magazine and that is the coolest thing wow

DUUUUDE this is a huge fucking deal honestly

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22nd September 2014

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Tagged: vine

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22nd September 2014

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padalesexy:

this vine is too real

Tagged: vineOH NO

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22nd September 2014

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jackthevulture:

aquaforia:

sciencetoastudent:

spacecadetbird:

valleyfair:

now there’s actual solid evidence that dicovery’s shark week is as garbage as I always thought it was

#STOP DOING THAT#STOP LYING AND ACTUALLY PUT UP ACTUAL FUCKING DOCUMENTARIES#GIVE ME ACTUAL KNOWLEDGE ABOUT MISUNDERSTOOD CREATURES OF THE DEEP#GODDAMN

This is an incredibly important video.  Please watch it, everyone! 

And people wonder why I do not like “Shark Week.”  Well, here’s your answer.

So true, I used to like this channel and Animal Planet. Get back to your roots guys, you don’t need to be shitty like other channels.

This was beautiful.
We need to make noise about this. Ive been pissed about this for a long time and im glad other people are too.

Tagged: shark week:(((

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22nd September 2014

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jackstormsong:

coyotestuck:

Scratch the sexy as hell cow maid outfit, I think I wanna be Banjo this Halloween. I’m gonna need me some sculpey, strong, faux fur, felt, pants, being cami, brown over shirt, black belt and… SASSY BIRB

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Well, Iunno bout you, but I’m pretty sassy.

Just saiyan.

bruh can you also shoot eggs out of two orifices?

if so pls submit kazooie application 2 nearest bear in yellow shorts (ie, me!!!!)

Tagged: jackstormsongyissssssss

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21st September 2014

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ridemyrubyrod:

Marie and I had an adventure in the LOST PUMPKIN MINE.

21st September 2014

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vinegod:

Stop copying me! 😒 by MrLegenDarius

Tagged: slursOH MY GOD

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21st September 2014

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21st September 2014

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21st September 2014

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ridemyrubyrod:

So we went to a silly fall festival thing at some farm earlier, and they even had a little mini-golf area set up.  This was one of the holes.

Me:  “Apple cider…  Apple pie…  Apple of my…”
Marie:  “Fancy cockroach.”

I fucking lost it.

21st September 2014

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callerina:

hisprincessinconverse:

danfreakindavis:

REMINDER: if you have a vagina and want to use Plan B as an emergency contraceptive, it loses effectiveness if you weigh more than 165 lbs (74.84 kg) and is completely ineffective for those that weight more than 176 lbs (79.83 kg) (x)

Whhhhat?
Excuse me.
Let me spread the shit out of this.

This is horrifying. And sadly true.

Source: danfreakindavis